2021

March

Wednesday the 3rd

• ‘This Is Fascism!’: Glenn Beck Has Absolute Meltdown Over Mr. Potato Head and Dr. Seuss

Tuesday the 2nd

• Conservatives Are Very Angry That Potato Head, A Plastic Toy, Rebranded To Be Gender Neutral "Why do people think a gender neutral potato head is weird? He is a potato who stores his facial features in his ass."

February

Saturday the 27th

• There are only two genders. Male and female. That’s it. If you have an issue with that, just crack open a Bible. It’s right there in black and white. #MrPotatoHead

Friday the 26th

• Dave Rubin's Brain Implodes Over Potato Head
• "That's Mr. Potato Head to you." (he/his/him)

Thursday the 25th

• Conservatives Cry About Mr. Potato Head Going Gender Neutral
• Right Wing Laments Loss of Mr. Potato Head’s Imaginary Genitals as Hasbro Gives Toy Line Gender-Neutral Name The PC police have detained America's most beloved anthropomorphic root vegetable—and they have their eyes on his penis.
• Mr. Potato Head has now been renamed to be gender inclusive.He’s now just going to be called Potato Head. When will the activists demand Joe Biden stops use of the “Come On, Man” catchphrase? For inclusivity’s sake, it should be “Come On, Person!”
• Bigotry ANNIHILATED
• It’s time for Republican states to secede.